The Penthouse Hotel & Kitten Club ... News
"Shopping, Swimming, Golfing Daytime, ... and the Night is yours!"
Pattaya's Legendary Nightlife is waiting to be enjoyed ...
"NO BETTER WAY TO RELAX!"
| Kitten Club: * Free BBQ / Suckling Pig / Free Buffet ..... EVERY Saturday night, starting at 9.30PM and finishing when the food runs out, come early or you maybe too late as it is very popular!
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| * Room / Suite Upgrades - Whereas prices and specifications may be changed without notice, it is now apparent that most of the Rooms / Suites now far exceed the published specifications (and will continue to be constantly upgraded ... !) | |||
| * Personal Electronic Safe (Large enough for your Laptop) - Have now been installed in all Rooms / Suites ... please note, these are in addition to the Safe, Safe Boxes at the Front Desk. (Please ensure that the safe is left open on your departure... Thank you!) | |||
| * Hotel / Restaurant / Lounge / Buffet - This area has, with the addition of new front doors (mind the glass!) has now been fully air-conditioned for your added comfort, and many Guests appreciate the Wi-Fi Hotspots that are accessible, both here and throughout the complex making an ideal meeting area... (There is a Smoking area at the Patio Lounge outside the Kitten & Obsessions Nightclubs.) | |||
| * Key Card System - May '08 ... Sees the installation of the new Key Card Security System for your Room / Suite for your added convenience and safety. | |||
| * Local TV Ads - Click here for a preview of both, Penthouse Hotel ... and .... Pattaya Obsessions. | |||
| * Pattaya Obsessions Niteclub - Click here to visit .... "Ladies with a difference" ... to give you more choice! Open 6p.m. till late ... Now also with its own individual website http://www.PattayaObsessions.com | |||
| * Online Booking - SThere are now two Secure Online Reservation Gateways, the primary site being, http://www.PenthouseHotel.com and for difficult / restricted internet access areas, the sister site, http://www.PattayaFunland.com ... both at either "Reservations" or "Online Deposit" and we will confirm within 12 Hours maximum. | |||
| * Happy Hour(s) - Kitten Club and Pattaya Obsessions Niteclub ... Buy Two .. Get One Free! | |||
| * Room / Suite Upgrades - The upgrades continue, all the Rooms / Suites Blankets and Sheets have been replaced with Down 'n Feather Duvets (Sleep tight! ... Don't let the Kittens bite!), ... also complimentary Liquid Soap, Shampoo, Conditioner is provided. Beach Towels are available in all Suites / On Demand ... Free of Charge! | |||
| * Spa Pool - New (larger) Pool Heaters are being installed to further increase your pleasure....Take a dip with your friend ! .... Open 3:30p.m. till late ... | |||
| * Minibar - A most comprehensive Minibar is available in all Room / Suites covering much of your holiday / overnight needs ... | |||
| * Spa Pool - New (larger) Pool Heaters are being installed to further increase your pleasure....Take a dip with your friend ! .... Open 3:30p.m. till late ... | |||
| * Large Flat Wide Screen LCD Digital Televisions - Many Rooms / Suites, now have 42 Inch or larger Flat Screen Televisions ... some Rooms / Suites have multiple viewing choices! | |||
| * Exclusive In-House Movie Channels - For your added enjoyment, we now have SIX movie channels, available 24 hours a day with also a Live Security Feed from the two Niteclubs... | |||
| * Nightlife Gloseys (Magazines) - "Sizzler" ... and ... "After Dark" ... Good Quality souvenier editions available at the Penthouse Hotel Reception ... take some home to remind you of good times! | |||
| * Champagne Privacy 'X' - We now offer three categories of Hostess / Guide Service ... to cover all gender options ... Kitten, Trans-Kitten or Pink to ensure that Thailand is the "Land of Smile" from the moment you arrive till the last moment you reluctantly leave ... Your Happiness is our concern ! | |||
| * Complimentary Buffet/A La Carte Breakfast - The Penthouse Hotel now offers complimentary A La Carte Breakfast to registered guests / couples 9:00 till 11am.... | |||
| * Jacuzzi in the Kitten Club! - Pussy in the Tub - Check out the latest addition to the Kitten Club! - and you thought Cats didn't like water?!?! 7pm till late. | |||
| * More Wireless Internet Hotspots! - Further hotspots have been added to the network to further improve your ease of access - (at no cost whatsoever to our guests with their own laptops!) ... covering the whole complex... | |||
| * Honeymoon Party Suite - Book in advance to save disappointment and ensure a night to remember and a holiday of a lifetime!! (Everyone deserves more than one!) | |||
| * Security - 24 Hour In-House Security for your peace of mind! | |||
| * Restaurant / Coffee Shop / Room Service - 24 Hour ... Good wholesome food you can rely on! (NO MSG etc.,) | |||
| * Freelancers / Joiners - Click here for complete details .... | |||
* Private Party Bar Rental at the Kitten Club! - The Kitten Club is now available for private party rentals. Click here for more details. "Be Your Own Night Club Boss for the Night!"
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* Our Latest "Playroom" - Now Open!!! ... The latest Babylon Spa Suite .... A large Jacuzzi (for 4 people), a spa, Dance Podium, Health Swings and seperate Bathroom etc. etc... not to be missed ... early bookings are being taken via email at 4,950 Baht per night plus Service & Tax.
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* Champagne X & Space Wagon - Check out our new fleet of Luxury Transportation. Champagne X (with/without hostesses) & Space Wagon. Simply the Best!!!
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| * Promotion - One Free Pool Table (No Charge) in the Kitten Club. | |||
| * Promotion - Free 10% V.I.P. Card for all Kitten Club Patrons and 15% V.I.P. Cards for Penthouse Residents. | |||
| * Champagne Privacy 'X' - Has arrived, "Cum and Go in Penthouse Style!" See above ... | |||
| * Latest Room Upgrades - The latest rooms to receive a Whirlpool upgrade (over and above, the Jacuzzi of old) 516 - Party Patpong & 518 - Siam Suite III ... just more fun ... BUBBLES! Save water - Bathe with a friend(s)!!! | |||
| * Wireless Internet Hotspot(s) - For the benefit of our patrons we have installed wireless internet hotspots in the coffee shop & buffet/lounge areas of the hotel, 24 hours AND NOW COVERING 99% OF ROOMS. FREE TO RESIDENTS/GUESTS/PATRONS OF PENTHOUSE HOTEL ... COFFEE SHOP. | |||
| * Safe Boxes - Safe, Safe Boxes at Reception for your own, and your valuables safety .... "Petty-Cash Boxes" to order for your Room / Suite for minor overnight valuables. | |||
| * Important Notice - Massage Swing and Excercise Pole are for the health of our patrons and their guests and must be used for exercise and massage purposes only. (This is T/Land). | |||
| * Water Shortage - You may have heard that Thailand is experiencing a water shortage, however we have taken steps to arrange our own supply which re-chlorinates (on sight). The problem is largely superficial and will not spoil your enjoyment in Pattaya ...... | |||
| * Special Promotion - One FREE (Bar) Champagne, served in the Kitten Club for our V.I.P. (5th Floor) Guests staying 7 or more nights. Claim it at the Reception. | |||
| * Special Promotion - Babylon Triplex Suite Special - Penthouse Hotel provides a FREE TRADITIONAL THAI MASSAGE for one person on arrival to the Babylon Triplex Suite..... Claim at the Reception ....... | |||
| * STOP PRESS - FREE!!! Spa - Pool
- Gym - Jacuzzi .... all Registered Hotel Guests, ... & Kittens!!! NOW!! Open till late ... Why not organize a Pool Party?!?! |
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| * STOP PRESS - THE
"Happy Birthday / VIP" CHAIR
!!! For your own Personal Lap Dance! Free to those celebrating in the Kitten Club!! |
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| * STOP PRESS - No Local Joiner Fees (No local Guest(s) Surcharge..... See Joiners. | |||
| * STOP PRESS - In additional to room cleaning twice per day, second time between 8 to 10 p.m., we now supply 24 hrs maid services. | |||
| * STOP PRESS - New 'CLITTY' / Marilyn Monroe Air Stages .... Now Open!!! -- The most Hi-Tech in Pattaya -- Check it out!! | |||
| * Sunday afternoons- Chili con carne, Beef stew, and fresh bread rolls served 3.00 - 7.00 or until the food runs out ... "On the House" - Happy Hours. | |||
| * Private bar available for parties for celebrating that Special Occasion. Drinks and food provided in accordance with your budget. Contact Bar Manager or Reception to make a reservation. | |||
| * You can of course pay your bar bill by Credit Card or Post to your Room/Suite Account, advise the Waitress when you order your first round, so that the Cashier may prepare your Credit Card facility.... | |||
| * The all new Kitten Club VIP Card available for regular customers and Ex Pats (upto 15% concession). Apply at Reception for your Membership Card, please bring some form of ID with you. | |||
| * Kitten Club is celebrating its ongoing success by offering all its visitors a chance to have a drink on us. Order a bottle of Bar Champagne and we will give you the second bottle Free !!! | |||
| * Late Check-Out and Early Check-In / Relaxation Rooms / Suites - Available! |
"The FUN is what YOU make it ... just DO it! ..."
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"EAT AND DRINK TILL YOU POP !" |
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Food 3:30pm'ish till 8:30pm |
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Drinks 3:30pm'ish till Midnight ! |
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in the Penthouse Hotel and the Kitten Club |
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BOOK NOW! |
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EMAIL TO RESERVE, IN ADVANCE, OR TICKETS AVAILABLE AT THE RECEPTION .. NUMBERS LIMITED |
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All you can eat ... All you can drink ... Wines - Spirits & Champagne ... |
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in the Kitten Club ... and in the Penthouse Hotel |
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3:30pm till 8:30pm (Food) ... & ... 3:30pm till Midnight (Drinks). |
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(Open to Non-Penthouse Residents also ... THB 2,200++ ... book early, limited.) |
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"PENTHOUSE HOTEL" & "KITTEN CLUB" * Free welcome drink / Snacks * The "Hottest" Kittens in town * Cold drinks & playful kittens * 60 Boutique Rooms and Suites * V.I.P. Relaxation Room* 3 Pool Tables * Happy Hours ALL THIS AND MORE EVERY NIGHT
DRAFT BEER 89 BAHT "HAPPY HOUR" !!! .... and ... Buy 2 ... (of any drink) ... 1 more FREE SHOW PARADE EVERY NIGHT, FREE SNACKS & SHOOTERS ... BE THERE !! |
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- for
people like us ..."
Comments from a recent guest:
" I would never have thought a man of my age could have so much fun & that the Penthouse Staff were so understanding! The only thing that matters is a kind heart and a fun loving attitude!".... (Money Helps! ...)
Quote of the Month:
"Germans, (just Germans?!?!) need to work more on 'that' again in bed.
Things mustn't get to the stage where men are scoffed at abroad for being limp."
-- (German Politician urges compatriots "to have more sex"!)
"The FUN is what YOU make it ... just DO it! ..."