Penthouse News

Thanking all our friends, suppliers and guests for making 2008 the best year ever!
And look forward to seeing you in the coming years!

The Penthouse Hotel, Kitten Club ... & now ... Pattaya Obsessions ! ... News

"Shopping, Swimming, Golfing Daytime, ... and the Night is yours!"
Pattaya's Legendary Nightlife is waiting to be enjoyed ...
"NO BETTER WAY TO RELAX!"

Having difficulty booking online at Penthouse Hotel? Click here to visit www.PattayaFunland.com to make your bookings and payments online...

" TRAVEL ADVICE "
As Pattaya's first and premiere Boutique Theme Hotel and Nightclub, we are constantly aware of unprofessional internet content from our would be competitors. We cordially invite anyone planning a holiday in Pattaya to "check out" the competition along side our own facilities, in person, for your own peace of mind.

We are confident in all sincerity that in terms of quality, value for money, safety and enjoyment, and indeed total unique experience, any possible competition "pales to insignificance" regardless of price. We look forward to your patronage but, hope to see you before committing fully to another establishment, as has been the sorry case on a number of occassions! Our repeat Guest / retention record statistics are rarely equaled.

We do welcome your inspection and comments and wish you a very enjoyable holiday in Pattaya!

Ongoing Guests' comments / experiences are welcomed at our Penthouse Hotel Forum.

* Executive Privacy "Champagne" Hostess Service - We are pleased to announce the inaugration, January 1st, 2009, of our Executive VIP Champagne Service, from both Bangkok International Airport or your Bangkok Hotel. The ultimate in Prestige Executive Travel. Your introduction to Thailand, The Land of Smiles!

* Airport Pickup - Make sure you don't become a victim of the many Airport (Taxi/Limousine) scams, of which there are many. If meeting a pre-booked Airport Pickup, look for the name sign that will be present with bonafied drivers, and do not disclose any information which will enable any said driver to masquerade. Please ring the Emergency Hotline Numbers if in any doubt whatsoever that will be provided on your booking confirmation.

* Kitten Club Under (Enforced) Renovation - For being too sexy ... nevermind, (some said we should have paid! more) but whatever, the Kittens are now next door in Pattaya Obsessions and, the atmosphere is electric! Renovations completed, we should be back to two bars, even better and more vibrant than before, ... every cloud has a silver lining!

* More Bang for your Baht! - Last Minute Walk-in Arrivals, for stays of 3 Nights or more, enjoy a concession of upto 30% on your Room Charge. Cannot be pre-booked and of course subject to Room / Suite availability.

* Visitors / Joiners - We are able to arrange Telephone clearance for our Guests on request for your additional well-being, please inform Hotel Reception / Security at the relevant time.

* 2009 After Dark Calendar - (See March) Now available, at the Hotel Reception or The Kitten Club, ... can also be ordered Online! While stocks last, any guest staying in one of our "Fifth Floor" Suites, is eligible for a complimentary copy, from Hotel Reception. (Or on any Nightclub expenditure of THB 3,000 or more.

* Penthouse Hotel Forum - Starting December 2008, you now have your very own forum for Guest's Comments, Criticism and Suggestions, ... Good or bad they may be posted for discussion, and hopefully it will enable us to further improve and expand our services to our valued patrons.

* Pool Table - A second Pool Table, in addition to the one in the Kitten Nightclub, has been added to the Hotel foyer, available 24 Hours.

* Room / Suite Tour - So, for some reason you booked elsewhere?! ... Nevermind, ... we will gladly give you a guided tour of the Rooms / Suites and Facilities so that you won't make the same mistake twice! (and pick-up your VIP Bar/Nightclub Voucher on the way).

* Kitten Club & Pattaya Obsessions - Have just undergone a major renovation and should not be missed... A new cabaret has been added ... Enough said! (but they continue to be voted Pattaya's No. 1 venues).

* Wi-Fi Hotspots Upgrade - Still looking for the deadspots but now we have introduced one additional 'N' Generation Hotspot. (Just getting better!) ...

* Mosquitoes - As of October 20th, we have now completed 100% coverage of our Rooms / Suites with mosquito window frames for your added comfort.

* Room / Suite Upgrades - Whereas prices and specifications may be changed without notice, it is now apparent that most of the Rooms / Suites now far exceed the published specifications (and will continue to be constantly upgraded ... !)

* Personal Electronic Safe (Large enough for your Laptop) - Have now been installed in all Rooms / Suites ... please note, these are in addition to the Safe, Safe Boxes at the Front Desk. (Please ensure that the safe is left open on your departure... Thank you!)

* Hotel / Restaurant / Lounge / Buffet - This area has, with the addition of new front doors (mind the glass!) has now been fully air-conditioned for your added comfort, and many Guests appreciate the Wi-Fi Hotspots that are accessible, both here and throughout the complex making an ideal meeting area... (There is a Smoking area at the Patio Lounge outside the Kitten & Obsessions Nightclubs.)

* Local TV Ads - Click here for a preview of both, Penthouse Hotel ... and .... Pattaya Obsessions.

* Pattaya Obsessions Niteclub - Click here to visit .... "Ladies with a difference" ... to give you more choice! Open 6p.m. till late ... Now also with its own individual website http://www.PattayaObsessions.com

* Online Booking - SThere are now two Secure Online Reservation Gateways, the primary site being, http://www.PenthouseHotel.com and for difficult / restricted internet access areas, the sister site, http://www.PattayaFunland.com ... both at either "Reservations" or "Online Deposit" and we will confirm within 12 Hours maximum.

* Happy Hour(s) - Kitten Club and Pattaya Obsessions Niteclub ... Buy Two .. Get One Free!

* Room / Suite Upgrades - The upgrades continue, all the Rooms / Suites Blankets and Sheets have been replaced with Down 'n Feather Duvets (Sleep tight! ... Don't let the Kittens bite!), ... also complimentary Liquid Soap, Shampoo, Conditioner is provided. Beach Towels are available in all Suites / On Demand ... Free of Charge!

* Spa Pool - New (larger) Pool Heaters are being installed to further increase your pleasure....Take a dip with your friend ! .... Open 3:30p.m. till late ...

* Minibar - A most comprehensive Minibar is available in all Room / Suites covering much of your holiday / overnight needs ...

* Large Flat Wide Screen LCD Digital Televisions - Many Rooms / Suites, now have 42 Inch or larger Flat Screen Televisions ... some Rooms / Suites have multiple viewing choices!

* Exclusive In-House Movie Channels - For your added enjoyment, we now have SIX movie channels, available 24 hours a day with also a Live Security Feed from the two Niteclubs...

* Nightlife Gloseys (Magazines) - "Sizzler" ... and ... "After Dark" ... Good Quality souvenier editions available at the Penthouse Hotel Reception ... take some home to remind you of good times! ... and don't forget your 2009 Calendar!

* Complimentary Buffet/A La Carte Breakfast - The Penthouse Hotel now offers complimentary A La Carte Breakfast to registered guests / couples 9:00 till 11am....

* Jacuzzi in the Kitten Club! - Pussy in the Tub - Check out the latest addition to the Kitten Club! - and you thought Cats didn't like water?!?! 7pm till late.

* More Wireless Internet Hotspots! - Further hotspots have been added to the network to further improve your ease of access - (at no cost whatsoever to our guests with their own laptops!) ... covering the whole complex...

* Honeymoon Party Suite - Book in advance to save disappointment and ensure a night to remember and a holiday of a lifetime!! (Everyone deserves more than one!)

* Security - 24 Hour In-House Security for your peace of mind!

* Restaurant / Coffee Shop / Room Service - 24 Hour ... Good wholesome food you can rely on! (NO MSG etc.,)

* Freelancers / Joiners - Click here for complete details ....

* Private Party Bar Rental at the Kitten Club! - The Kitten Club is now available for private party rentals. Click here for more details. "Be Your Own Night Club Boss for the Night!"

"Come on Down"

YOU'VE EARNED A BREAK

* Our Latest "Playroom" - Now Open!!! ... The latest Babylon Spa Suite .... A large Jacuzzi (for 4 people), a spa, Dance Podium, Health Swings and seperate Bathroom etc. etc... not to be missed ... early bookings are being taken via email at 4,950 Baht per night plus Service & Tax.

For One Couple you need the
"Babylong Spa Suite"
Suite #410
...
And for Two Couples ...
"Babylong Spa Suite Duplex"
Suite #409 / #410

* Champagne X & Space Wagon - Check out our new fleet of Luxury Transportation. Champagne X (with/without your own hostesses) & Space Wagon. Simply the Best!!!

COME AND GO!

* Promotion - One Free Pool Table (No Charge) in the Kitten Club.

* Promotion - Free 10% V.I.P. Card for all Kitten Club Patrons and 15% V.I.P. Cards for Penthouse Residents.

* Champagne Privacy 'X' - Has arrived, "Cum and Go in Penthouse Style!" See above ...

* Latest Room Upgrades - The latest rooms to receive a Whirlpool upgrade (over and above, the Jacuzzi of old) 516 - Party Patpong & 518 - Siam Suite III ... just more fun ... BUBBLES! Save water - Bathe with a friend(s)!!!

* Wireless Internet Hotspot(s) - For the benefit of our patrons we have installed wireless internet hotspots in the coffee shop & buffet/lounge areas of the hotel, 24 hours AND NOW COVERING 99% OF ROOMS. FREE TO RESIDENTS/GUESTS/PATRONS OF PENTHOUSE HOTEL ... COFFEE SHOP.

* Safe Boxes - Safe, Safe Boxes at Reception for your own, and your valuables safety .... "Petty-Cash Boxes" to order for your Room / Suite for minor overnight valuables.

* Important Notice - Massage Swing and Excercise Pole are for the health of our patrons and their guests and must be used for exercise and massage purposes only. (This is T/Land).

* Water Shortage - You may have heard that Thailand is experiencing a water shortage, however we have taken steps to arrange our own supply which re-chlorinates (on sight). The problem is largely superficial and will not spoil your enjoyment in Pattaya ......

* Special Promotion - One FREE (Bar) Champagne, served in the Kitten Club for our V.I.P. (5th Floor) Guests staying 7 or more nights. Claim it at the Reception.

* Special Promotion - Babylon Triplex Suite Special - Penthouse Hotel provides a FREE TRADITIONAL THAI MASSAGE for one person on arrival to the Babylon Triplex Suite..... Claim at the Reception .......

* STOP PRESS - FREE!!! Spa - Pool - Gym - Jacuzzi .... all Registered Hotel Guests, ... & Kittens!!!
NOW!! Open till late ... Why not organize a Pool Party?!?!

* STOP PRESS - THE "Happy Birthday / VIP" CHAIR !!!
For your own Personal Lap Dance! Free to those celebrating in the Kitten Club!!

* STOP PRESS - No Local Joiner Fees (No local Guest(s) Surcharge..... See Joiners.

* STOP PRESS - In additional to room cleaning twice per day, second time between 8 to 10 p.m., we now supply 24 hrs maid services.

* STOP PRESS - New 'CLITTY' / Marilyn Monroe Air Stages .... Now Open!!! -- The most Hi-Tech in Pattaya -- Check it out!!

* Private bar available for parties for celebrating that Special Occasion. Drinks and food provided in accordance with your budget. Contact Bar Manager or Reception to make a reservation.

* You can of course pay your bar bill by Credit Card or Post to your Room/Suite Account, advise the Waitress when you order your first round, so that the Cashier may prepare your Credit Card facility....

* The all new Kitten Club VIP Card available for regular customers and Ex Pats (upto 15% concession). Apply at Reception for your Membership Card, please bring some form of ID with you.

* Kitten Club is celebrating its ongoing success by offering all its visitors a chance to have a drink on us. Order a bottle of Bar Champagne and we will give you the second bottle Free !!!

* Late Check-Out and Early Check-In / Relaxation Rooms / Suites - Available!

" I would never have thought a man of my age could have so much fun & that the Penthouse Staff were so understanding! The only thing that matters is a kind heart and a fun loving attitude!".... (Money Helps! ...)

Quote of the Month:
"Germans, (just Germans?!?!) need to work more on 'that' again in bed. Things mustn't get to the stage where men are scoffed at abroad for being limp."
-- (German Politician urges compatriots "to have more sex"!)



"EAT AND DRINK TILL YOU POP !"
Food 3:30pm'ish till 8:30pm
Drinks 3:30pm'ish till Midnight !

in the Penthouse Hotel and the Kitten Club

BOOK NOW!
EMAIL TO RESERVE, IN ADVANCE, OR TICKETS AVAILABLE AT THE RECEPTION .. NUMBERS LIMITED


	Click on the image to see the exclusive 'Christmas Party' Video.

All you can eat ... All you can drink ... Wines - Spirits & Champagne ...
in the Kitten Club ... and in the Penthouse Hotel
3:30pm till 8:30pm (Food) ... & ... 3:30pm till Midnight (Drinks).
(Open to Non-Penthouse Residents also ... THB 3,500++ ... book early, limited.)